“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
dear board of education,
i am too
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?